Pokemon. Yoyos. Late Nights.

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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iguanamouth:

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jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

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Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn’t suck. (via cirea)

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Anonymous: Dude the gamecube sucked

nagi-hime:

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