Pokemon. Yoyos. Late Nights.
jockbf:

indecipherableobscenities:

Real life Quick Time Event


snoop dogg is probably the fastest man alive but no cause has ever demanded the use of his full power
humansofnewyork:

"What do you feel most guilty about?""That guy I killed two years ago.""What happened?""He asked to take my picture."

atlanticazul96:

Re-watching a movie and seeing the villain before they’re revealed as the villain like

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(via erisedghost)

jaclcfrost:

let me check your temperature [puts hand on your forehead] hm. hmm. ah. yes. just as i expected. you’re totally cute

(via alexcurfman)

3rd grade
  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell